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<generator>Blogsmith http://www.blogsmith.com/</generator><item><title>Say Hello to Man-Cow</title><link>http://www.tmz.com/2009/01/07/say-hello-to-man-cow/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.tmz.com/2009/01/07/say-hello-to-man-cow/</guid><comments>http://www.tmz.com/2009/01/07/say-hello-to-man-cow/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.tmz.com/category/wacky-and-weird/" rel="tag">Wacky &amp; Weird</a></p><a href=""http://www.tmz.com"">TMZ.com</a>: Watch this video -- you'll be in udder disbelief.... <a href="http://www.tmz.com/2009/01/07/say-hello-to-man-cow/">Read more</a><br/><br/>]]></description><dc:creator>TMZ Staff</dc:creator><dc:date>2009-01-07T19:16:00+00:00</dc:date></item><item><title>Mickey Rourke: Dyslexic Smoker</title><link>http://www.tmz.com/2009/01/07/mickey-rourke-dyslexic-smoker/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.tmz.com/2009/01/07/mickey-rourke-dyslexic-smoker/</guid><comments>http://www.tmz.com/2009/01/07/mickey-rourke-dyslexic-smoker/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.tmz.com/category/wacky-and-weird/" rel="tag">Wacky &amp; Weird</a>, <a href="http://www.tmz.com/category/nurse/" rel="tag">Nurse!</a></p><a href=""http://www.tmz.com"">TMZ.com</a>:  Smoke 'em if you got 'em ... even if they're facing the wrong way!"The Wrestler" has managed to get reassembled actor Mickey Rourke his career back, now he just needs to figure out how to smoke a cigarette correctly.Baby steps.

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  Mickey... <a href="http://www.tmz.com/2009/01/07/mickey-rourke-dyslexic-smoker/">Read more</a><br/><br/>]]></description><category>Mickey Rourke</category><category>MickeyRourke</category><dc:creator>TMZ Staff</dc:creator><dc:date>2009-01-07T12:23:00+00:00</dc:date></item><item><title>Griffin: The D**k Slip Made My Mother Cry</title><link>http://www.tmz.com/2009/01/07/griffin-the-d-k-slip-made-my-mother-cry/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.tmz.com/2009/01/07/griffin-the-d-k-slip-made-my-mother-cry/</guid><comments>http://www.tmz.com/2009/01/07/griffin-the-d-k-slip-made-my-mother-cry/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.tmz.com/category/wacky-and-weird/" rel="tag">Wacky &amp; Weird</a></p><a href=""http://www.tmz.com"">TMZ.com</a>:  Kathy Griffin claims she thought CNN had already gone to commercial when she dropped the "D**k" Heard 'Round the World with Anderson Cooper on New Year's Eve -- but even if it was a mistake, her mama ain't happy.

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  Kathy Griffin -- What a... <a href="http://www.tmz.com/2009/01/07/griffin-the-d-k-slip-made-my-mother-cry/">Read more</a><br/><br/>]]></description><category>kathy griffin</category><category>KathyGriffin</category><dc:creator>TMZ Staff</dc:creator><dc:date>2009-01-07T12:20:00+00:00</dc:date></item><item><title>Skier's Pole Exposed in XXX Mishap</title><link>http://www.tmz.com/2009/01/06/man-exposes-his-ski-bum/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.tmz.com/2009/01/06/man-exposes-his-ski-bum/</guid><comments>http://www.tmz.com/2009/01/06/man-exposes-his-ski-bum/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.tmz.com/category/wacky-and-weird/" rel="tag">Wacky &amp; Weird</a>, <a href="http://www.tmz.com/category/talk-sports/" rel="tag">Talk Sports</a>, <a href="http://www.tmz.com/category/meltdowns/" rel="tag">Meltdowns</a></p><a href=""http://www.tmz.com"">TMZ.com</a>:  This poor guy didn't realize his lift pass came with an impromptu upside down peep show. According to The Smoking Gun, this bizarre chairlift mishap left the Vail skier dangling head over heels for 15 minutes freezing his ass off -- for... <a href="http://www.tmz.com/2009/01/06/man-exposes-his-ski-bum/">Read more</a><br/><br/>]]></description><category>ass</category><category>ski</category><dc:creator>TMZ Staff</dc:creator><dc:date>2009-01-06T11:50:00+00:00</dc:date></item><item><title>Sevigny -- No Love for "Big Love?"</title><link>http://www.tmz.com/2009/01/06/sevigny-no-love-for-big-love/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.tmz.com/2009/01/06/sevigny-no-love-for-big-love/</guid><comments>http://www.tmz.com/2009/01/06/sevigny-no-love-for-big-love/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.tmz.com/category/tv/" rel="tag">TV</a>, <a href="http://www.tmz.com/category/wacky-and-weird/" rel="tag">Wacky &amp; Weird</a></p><a href=""http://www.tmz.com"">TMZ.com</a>: Chloe Sevigny doesn't sound too amped up about working on "Big Love" and we might know why -- underneath that stuffy Mormon frock she's forced to wear on set, there's a hot bod just itching for some screen time!

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  Chloe's a Bikini Babe... <a href="http://www.tmz.com/2009/01/06/sevigny-no-love-for-big-love/">Read more</a><br/><br/>]]></description><category>big love</category><category>BigLove</category><category>chloe sevigny</category><category>ChloeSevigny</category><dc:creator>TMZ Staff</dc:creator><dc:date>2009-01-06T11:49:00+00:00</dc:date></item><item><title>Flippery When Wet</title><link>http://www.tmz.com/2009/01/06/flippery-when-wet/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.tmz.com/2009/01/06/flippery-when-wet/</guid><comments>http://www.tmz.com/2009/01/06/flippery-when-wet/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.tmz.com/category/wacky-and-weird/" rel="tag">Wacky &amp; Weird</a>, <a href="http://www.tmz.com/category/photo-galleries/" rel="tag">Photo Galleries</a></p><a href=""http://www.tmz.com"">TMZ.com</a>: Leave the spray tans and spandex outfits at home, these celebs are doing the cha-cha with the chicken of the sea.... <a href="http://www.tmz.com/2009/01/06/flippery-when-wet/">Read more</a><br/><br/>]]></description><category>dolphin</category><category>flipper</category><category>water</category><dc:creator>TMZ Staff</dc:creator><dc:date>2009-01-06T09:24:00+00:00</dc:date></item><item><title>Andy Dick -- Speed Freak</title><link>http://www.tmz.com/2009/01/05/andy-dick-speed-freak/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.tmz.com/2009/01/05/andy-dick-speed-freak/</guid><comments>http://www.tmz.com/2009/01/05/andy-dick-speed-freak/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.tmz.com/category/wacky-and-weird/" rel="tag">Wacky &amp; Weird</a></p><a href=""http://www.tmz.com"">TMZ.com</a>: Everything was fine and dandy when we caught Andy Dick leaving an L.A. gym yesterday, until we asked the one question that sent him running for the frickin' hills -- literally!

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  Andy Dick on the Run!... <a href="http://www.tmz.com/2009/01/05/andy-dick-speed-freak/">Read more</a><br/><br/>]]></description><category>andy dick</category><category>AndyDick</category><dc:creator>TMZ Staff</dc:creator><dc:date>2009-01-05T15:15:00+00:00</dc:date></item><item><title>Melons Crushing Melons -- Oh Sweet Irony!</title><link>http://www.tmz.com/2009/01/05/melons-crushing-melons-oh-sweet-irony/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.tmz.com/2009/01/05/melons-crushing-melons-oh-sweet-irony/</guid><comments>http://www.tmz.com/2009/01/05/melons-crushing-melons-oh-sweet-irony/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.tmz.com/category/wacky-and-weird/" rel="tag">Wacky &amp; Weird</a></p><a href=""http://www.tmz.com"">TMZ.com</a>: The only thing funnier than watching Busty Heart annihilate a watermelon with her breasts on Spanish TV -- is watching the former "America's Got Talent" contestant try to hide her hair extension when it falls out of her head mid-smash.... <a href="http://www.tmz.com/2009/01/05/melons-crushing-melons-oh-sweet-irony/">Read more</a><br/><br/>]]></description><category>busty heart</category><category>BustyHeart</category><dc:creator>TMZ Staff</dc:creator><dc:date>2009-01-05T14:05:00+00:00</dc:date></item><item><title>Celebrity Shiners</title><link>http://www.tmz.com/2009/01/05/celebrity-shiners/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.tmz.com/2009/01/05/celebrity-shiners/</guid><comments>http://www.tmz.com/2009/01/05/celebrity-shiners/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.tmz.com/category/wacky-and-weird/" rel="tag">Wacky &amp; Weird</a>, <a href="http://www.tmz.com/category/photo-galleries/" rel="tag">Photo Galleries</a></p><a href=""http://www.tmz.com"">TMZ.com</a>: What do you call a celebrity with a black eye? A good listener!... <a href="http://www.tmz.com/2009/01/05/celebrity-shiners/">Read more</a><br/><br/>]]></description><category>black eye</category><category>BlackEye</category><category>bruise</category><category>injuries</category><category>shiners</category><dc:creator>TMZ Staff</dc:creator><dc:date>2009-01-05T12:15:00+00:00</dc:date></item><item><title>We Got a Shot of Prince ...</title><link>http://www.tmz.com/2009/01/05/we-got-a-shot-of-prince/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.tmz.com/2009/01/05/we-got-a-shot-of-prince/</guid><comments>http://www.tmz.com/2009/01/05/we-got-a-shot-of-prince/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.tmz.com/category/music/" rel="tag">Music</a>, <a href="http://www.tmz.com/category/wacky-and-weird/" rel="tag">Wacky &amp; Weird</a></p><a href=""http://www.tmz.com"">TMZ.com</a>: ... 's head. For like a second. We think.

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  Prince: Pimpin' Is Easy
  Prince -- Nothing Compares to P.U.... <a href="http://www.tmz.com/2009/01/05/we-got-a-shot-of-prince/">Read more</a><br/><br/>]]></description><dc:creator>TMZ Staff</dc:creator><dc:date>2009-01-05T02:30:00+00:00</dc:date></item><item><title>Not That Kinda Job, Howie</title><link>http://www.tmz.com/2009/01/05/not-that-kinda-job-howie/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.tmz.com/2009/01/05/not-that-kinda-job-howie/</guid><comments>http://www.tmz.com/2009/01/05/not-that-kinda-job-howie/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.tmz.com/category/wacky-and-weird/" rel="tag">Wacky &amp; Weird</a></p><a href=""http://www.tmz.com"">TMZ.com</a>: Howie Mandel told our cameraman he heard Charles Barkley was on his way to a job interview when cops busted him for DUI.In his defense, some people do consider it work.

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  Barkley: All I Really Wanted Was Oral Sex... <a href="http://www.tmz.com/2009/01/05/not-that-kinda-job-howie/">Read more</a><br/><br/>]]></description><dc:creator>TMZ Staff</dc:creator><dc:date>2009-01-05T02:00:00+00:00</dc:date></item><item><title>Ryan Seacrest Pulls in Playboy Playmate</title><link>http://www.tmz.com/2009/01/03/ryan-seacrest-pulls-in-hot-chick/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.tmz.com/2009/01/03/ryan-seacrest-pulls-in-hot-chick/</guid><comments>http://www.tmz.com/2009/01/03/ryan-seacrest-pulls-in-hot-chick/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.tmz.com/category/wacky-and-weird/" rel="tag">Wacky &amp; Weird</a>, <a href="http://www.tmz.com/category/american-idol/" rel="tag">American Idol</a></p><a href=""http://www.tmz.com"">TMZ.com</a>: Ryan Seacrest arrived in the Carribean yesterday with 24-year-old Playboy Playmate Sara Jean Underwood. Your move, Simon Cowell.

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  Spotted: Mr. Perfect with Miss Not-So-Perfect... <a href="http://www.tmz.com/2009/01/03/ryan-seacrest-pulls-in-hot-chick/">Read more</a><br/><br/>]]></description><category>ryan seacrest</category><category>RyanSeacrest</category><dc:creator>TMZ Staff</dc:creator><dc:date>2009-01-03T09:32:00+00:00</dc:date></item><item><title>TMZ's First Mobile Chat</title><link>http://www.tmz.com/2009/01/03/tmz-takes-it-on-the-road/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.tmz.com/2009/01/03/tmz-takes-it-on-the-road/</guid><comments>http://www.tmz.com/2009/01/03/tmz-takes-it-on-the-road/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.tmz.com/category/wacky-and-weird/" rel="tag">Wacky &amp; Weird</a></p><a href=""http://www.tmz.com"">TMZ.com</a>: It's the most random -- and mobile -- one-on-one we've ever done: Filming comedian Mario Joyner, who was riding a bicycle, from a moving vehicle.Don't worry -- our photog wasn't driving.... <a href="http://www.tmz.com/2009/01/03/tmz-takes-it-on-the-road/">Read more</a><br/><br/>]]></description><category>mario joyner</category><category>MarioJoyner</category><dc:creator>TMZ Staff</dc:creator><dc:date>2009-01-03T09:05:00+00:00</dc:date></item><item><title>Jacko: It's Raining Freaky Men</title><link>http://www.tmz.com/2009/01/02/jacko-its-raining-freaky-men/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.tmz.com/2009/01/02/jacko-its-raining-freaky-men/</guid><comments>http://www.tmz.com/2009/01/02/jacko-its-raining-freaky-men/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.tmz.com/category/paparazzi-photo/" rel="tag">Paparazzi Photo</a>, <a href="http://www.tmz.com/category/wacky-and-weird/" rel="tag">Wacky &amp; Weird</a>, <a href="http://www.tmz.com/category/michael-jackson/" rel="tag">Michael Jackson</a></p><a href=""http://www.tmz.com"">TMZ.com</a>:  Wearing his best Spy vs. Spy getup, Michael Jackson spent New Year's Eve lurking through the aisles of a bookstore with one of his minions and an open umbrella.The last thing the 50-year-old former King of Pop needs is any more bad luck.

See... <a href="http://www.tmz.com/2009/01/02/jacko-its-raining-freaky-men/">Read more</a><br/><br/>]]></description><category>Micheal Jackson</category><category>MichealJackson</category><dc:creator>TMZ Staff</dc:creator><dc:date>2009-01-02T14:20:00+00:00</dc:date></item><item><title>"Mama's Family" Star Hates...</title><link>http://www.tmz.com/2009/01/02/mamas-family-star-hates/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.tmz.com/2009/01/02/mamas-family-star-hates/</guid><comments>http://www.tmz.com/2009/01/02/mamas-family-star-hates/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.tmz.com/category/wacky-and-weird/" rel="tag">Wacky &amp; Weird</a></p><a href=""http://www.tmz.com"">TMZ.com</a>: It's not just Vicki Lawrence who came out swingin' on New Year's Day, the "Mama's Family" star says her most famous character would be just as bitter over what seems to be a sore subject...... <a href="http://www.tmz.com/2009/01/02/mamas-family-star-hates/">Read more</a><br/><br/>]]></description><dc:creator>TMZ Staff</dc:creator><dc:date>2009-01-02T09:23:00+00:00</dc:date></item><item><title>Kathy Griffin -- What a D**k!</title><link>http://www.tmz.com/2009/01/02/kathy-griffin-what-a-d-k/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.tmz.com/2009/01/02/kathy-griffin-what-a-d-k/</guid><comments>http://www.tmz.com/2009/01/02/kathy-griffin-what-a-d-k/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.tmz.com/category/wacky-and-weird/" rel="tag">Wacky &amp; Weird</a></p><a href=""http://www.tmz.com"">TMZ.com</a>: Kathy Griffin is certainly old and experienced enough to know you don't make lewd cracks when you're wearing a hot mic... Anderson Cooper was cool about it, but d**k jokes on CNN just don't seem right -- even for New Year's Eve.... <a href="http://www.tmz.com/2009/01/02/kathy-griffin-what-a-d-k/">Read more</a><br/><br/>]]></description><category>anderson cooper</category><category>AndersonCooper</category><category>kathy Griffin</category><category>KathyGriffin</category><dc:creator>TMZ Staff</dc:creator><dc:date>2009-01-02T09:00:00+00:00</dc:date></item><item><title>Falling (and Sagging) Stars -- 2008 Edition</title><link>http://www.tmz.com/2009/01/01/2008-galleries-of-glory/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.tmz.com/2009/01/01/2008-galleries-of-glory/</guid><comments>http://www.tmz.com/2009/01/01/2008-galleries-of-glory/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.tmz.com/category/wacky-and-weird/" rel="tag">Wacky &amp; Weird</a>, <a href="http://www.tmz.com/category/you-might-want-to-rethink/" rel="tag">You Might Want to Rethink</a></p><a href=""http://www.tmz.com"">TMZ.com</a>: The most momentous mishaps of 2008....... <a href="http://www.tmz.com/2009/01/01/2008-galleries-of-glory/">Read more</a><br/><br/>]]></description><dc:creator>TMZ Staff</dc:creator><dc:date>2009-01-01T06:16:00+00:00</dc:date></item><item><title>Like His Fans, Akon Tosses 2008 Away</title><link>http://www.tmz.com/2009/01/01/like-his-fans-akon-tosses-2008-away/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.tmz.com/2009/01/01/like-his-fans-akon-tosses-2008-away/</guid><comments>http://www.tmz.com/2009/01/01/like-his-fans-akon-tosses-2008-away/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.tmz.com/category/wacky-and-weird/" rel="tag">Wacky &amp; Weird</a></p><a href=""http://www.tmz.com"">TMZ.com</a>: Akon says his goal for 2009 is to be more successful than 2008 -- so instead of chucking one kid off his stage and dealing his way out of a trial, he'll try for two.

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  Akon Pleads Not Guilty in Kid Tossing Incident... <a href="http://www.tmz.com/2009/01/01/like-his-fans-akon-tosses-2008-away/">Read more</a><br/><br/>]]></description><category>akon</category><dc:creator>TMZ Staff</dc:creator><dc:date>2009-01-01T02:45:00+00:00</dc:date></item><item><title>NYPD Beware -- The Jonas Bros. Have Arrived</title><link>http://www.tmz.com/2008/12/31/nypd-beware-the-jonas-bros-have-arrived/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.tmz.com/2008/12/31/nypd-beware-the-jonas-bros-have-arrived/</guid><comments>http://www.tmz.com/2008/12/31/nypd-beware-the-jonas-bros-have-arrived/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.tmz.com/category/wacky-and-weird/" rel="tag">Wacky &amp; Weird</a></p><a href=""http://www.tmz.com"">TMZ.com</a>:  The NYPD is bulking up security in Times Square for the massive amounts of tweenage girls expected tonight for the Jonas Brothers' performance -- and from the scene outside their hotel today when they arrived, it's a smart move.

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  Joe... <a href="http://www.tmz.com/2008/12/31/nypd-beware-the-jonas-bros-have-arrived/">Read more</a><br/><br/>]]></description><category>The Jonas Brothers</category><category>TheJonasBrothers</category><dc:creator>TMZ Staff</dc:creator><dc:date>2008-12-31T16:30:00+00:00</dc:date></item><item><title>K-Fed ... Very Well Fed</title><link>http://www.tmz.com/2008/12/31/k-fed-very-well-fed/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.tmz.com/2008/12/31/k-fed-very-well-fed/</guid><comments>http://www.tmz.com/2008/12/31/k-fed-very-well-fed/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.tmz.com/category/wacky-and-weird/" rel="tag">Wacky &amp; Weird</a>, <a href="http://www.tmz.com/category/food-glorious-food/" rel="tag">Food Glorious Food</a></p><a href=""http://www.tmz.com"">TMZ.com</a>: Dude always thought he was bigger than he was ... 

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  K-Fed Takes His K-Fling to Vegas... <a href="http://www.tmz.com/2008/12/31/k-fed-very-well-fed/">Read more</a><br/><br/>]]></description><category>K-Fed</category><category>Kevin Federline</category><category>KevinFederline</category><dc:creator>TMZ Staff</dc:creator><dc:date>2008-12-31T14:20:00+00:00</dc:date></item></channel></rss>